For too long, we have endured. No more.

Howie Echo-Hawk
2 min readNov 25, 2022
I mean, look at this bullshit.


Its everyones favorite genocidal holiday.
The Turkey.
Carved to perfection.
The history of my people and our lands.
Carved to perfection.
The pumpkin pie.
And so on.

The truth of this holiday and its past have been debated up and down for years, despite no debate being needed.

And I, personally, am over it.

So, rather than debate and pontificate all the history, I come bearing a gift.
A Giftsgiving, if you will.

We need to change the actual occasion of the holiday, and yet keep the things that so many people like about it.
So, I have the perfect replacement.

Get ready.
I think you guys are really gonna like this one.

We are replacing Thanksgiving with Tedsgiving; A celebration of Ted Bundy’s Birthday.