Meanwhile, in an alternate universe not unlike our own….

EDWARD “WHITE EAGLE” NORTON SET TO PORTRAY HIS 12th GREAT GRANDMOTHER IN UPCOMING ‘POCAHONTAS’ BIOPIC

“That’ll do.” — Hollywood.

After recieving the news that his 12th great grandmother is indeed Pocahontas, Edward Norton has announced his intention to bring his acting “tomahawk” chops to the role.

“As soon as I was informed of the fact that my ancestor was indeed Pocahontas, I thought to…