THE POPE GETS A HEADDRESS

RUMORS CIRCULATE THAT ANDREW JACKSON MAY RECEIVE A POSTHUMOUS HEADDRESS, ALONG WITH THE GUY WHO MADE THE FIRST “SCALPING REWARDS” POSTER.

“I can’t wait to add this to my fancy hat collection,” said the pope, clearly fully understanding what a headdress was.

So.

This happened.
See, the thing is, we are too nice.
Which is why we are in this mess to begin with.
Like I said when I helped that old white dude on the hike.